I have a pet lizard named Puff, five goldfish - named Pinky, Brain, Jowels, Pearl and Sandy, an oscar fish named Chef, two pacus, an albino African frog named Whitey, a bonsai tree, four Venus flytraps, a fruit fly farm and sea monkeys.
My biggest pet peeve is when people don't admit what they've done.
If cats were double the size they are now, they'd probably be illegal.
What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog.
Only very brave mouse makes nest in cat's ear.
Dogs are better than human beings because they know but do not tell.
When you're fighting for social justice, one of my biggest pet peeves is speaking out of ignorance.
Growing up, I had an insane crush on Neil Tennant of the Pet Shop Boys.
I wish I could write as mysterious as a cat.
My idea of a perfect pet is a really, really big dog! Huge!
My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet.
Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job.
If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.
Crabbed and obscure definitions are of no use beyond a narrow circle of students, of whom probably every one has a pet one of his own.
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
I have a Lab, it's fun to hang out and hike with the dog, people come up to him, and pet him, it's fun.
Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions; they pass no criticisms.
We long for an affection altogether ignorant of our faults. Heaven has accorded this to us in the uncritical canine attachment.
I could never date a guy with a pet snake.
When you want a break from dogs, and you take them to the kennel to the stars, no one thinks you're a bad pet owner. But when you have kids, you can't drop them off for three weeks without someone calling Child Protective Services!
I've been lucky. I've made films that I really like. It's been a combination of what comes to me and what I choose. I've gone after lots of things that I didn't get, pet projects that everybody ends up chasing after. Really, you're lucky if you get a...
