If a dog jumps into your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer.
There are all sorts of cute puppy dogs, but it doesn't stop people from going out and buying Dobermans.
Nothing gives me quite so much joy as when people tell me they've had their pets spayed or neutered.
I fed my yak on my spare Cadbury chocolate 21,0000ft up Everest. It was a blonde, very sweet female yak. I made it my pet after that.
My parents used to take me to the pet department and tell me it was a zoo.
Our cat is kind dove shellfish, and thinks the world is hers, She finds a comfy spot and then we pet turtle sheep purrs.
I had been told that the training procedure with cats was difficult. It's not. Mine had me trained in two days.
A real Christian is a person who can give his pet parrot to the town gossip.
The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
I was in New York and I walked into this pet store and came out with a dog.
One of my pet peeves about Nashville is that it tends to be copycatted. I don't want to do that. I've got to be different.
Pet stores just sell their animals.
There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
I'm no one's pet, and I intend to be an independent voice in the U.S. Senate.
You know what I hate? I hate people who give me plants. The whole giving someone plants - it's like giving someone a pet. I'm giving you responsibility, I'm giving you a thing that you now have to take care of for, like, a year until it dies, and the...
The kinds of roles dogs fill can be hard to come by in human relationships. We touch the dog or the pet at whim. There is a lack of self-consciousness and a fluidity to it that is absent from most human relationships. If someone acted that way to you...
Before you get a dog, you can't quite imagine what living with one might be like; afterward, you can't imagine living any other way.
I'm looking more like my dogs every day - it must be the shaggy fringe and the ears.
No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does.
What happens when you take a lion out of the safari and try to take him to your place of residence and make him a house pet? It ain't going to happen. That's the type of person that I am. I'm that lion.
I have a lot of plants and fish and a pet lizard and Venus flytraps. I have a whole ecosystem in my room, like a running waterfall and different lights and sensors set on digital timers.
