My New Year's Resolution List usually starts with the desire to lose between ten and three thousand pounds.
A year from now, you're gonna weigh more or less than what you do right now.
If you want an interesting party sometime, combine cocktails and a fresh box of crayons for everyone.
And now we welcome the new year. Full of things that have never been.
All of us every single year, we're a different person. I don't think we're the same person all our lives.
I have no way of knowing how people really feel, but the vast majority of those I meet couldn't be nicer. Every once in a while someone barks at me. My New Year's resolution is not to bark back.
Celebrate what you want to see more of.
At a dinner party one should eat wisely but not too well, and talk well but not too wisely.
Dinner was made for eating, not for talking.
People can say whatever they want about the sport of bodybuilding, but to get prepared to do a contest or even think about doing a contest, or even to get into decent shape, it requires a certain amount of discipline, and it comes from taking a new y...
Everybody sort of questioned why we get married on New Year's Day, and of course, the avid sports fans wouldn't come, because they had to watch the Rose Bowl or whatever that is on that day.
