Emmet: I think I heard a whoosh.
Pauly: C'mon, asshole! C'mon faggot. C'mon, gun trick. Léon: Hey, what about the ring trick, you've heard that one? Pauly: Ring trick? C'mon, asshole. I'm waiting. Show it to me, motherfucker!
[Horn blowing in distance] Legolas: The Horn of Gondor. Aragorn: Boromir!
[Merry appears with a large jug of ale] Pippin: What's that? Merry: This, my friend, is a pint. Pippin: It comes in pints? Merry: [confirms while drinking] Pippin: I'm getting one.
Frank: No one gets left behind! No one gets left behind! Outstanding soldier! [saluting Dwayne] Frank: Outstanding!
[Dwayne looks around van; writes frantically on notepad... ] Frank: [reading notepad] "Where's Olive?"... Sheryl: Oh!
[first lines] Richard: There are two kinds of people in this world, winners and losers.
Eddie Scrap-Iron Dupris: See the way she did that? Sugar Ray could do that. The girl's got Sugar!
Caption: There is a kidnapping every 60 minutes in Latin America.
King of Swamp Castle: Listen, Alice... Prince Herbert: Herbert. King of Swamp Castle: Herbert...
María Álvarez: We have to get out of here.
Chow Mo-wan: Feelings can creep up just like that. I thought I was in control.
Gil: What is it with this city? I need to write a letter to the Chamber of Commerce.
Election Council President: [after a mounted politician working for Langhorne has ridden a horse into the convention and performed rope tricks for the audience] This is a convention, *not* a rodeo, Langhorne!
Toady: Greetings from The Humungus! The Lord Humungus! The Warrior of the Wasteland! The Ayatollah of Rock and Rolla!
Shock: [singing] I wish my cohorts weren't so dumb. Barrel: *I'm* not the dumb one. Lock: You're no fun! Shock: Shut up! Lock: Make me!
Roger Thornhill: We'll get them. We'll throw the book at them. Assault and kidnapping. Assault with a gun and a bourbon and a sports car. We'll get them.
Frank: It's fourth and fifteen and you're looking at a full-court press.
[about Nurse Ratched] McMurphy: Well I don't wanna break up the meeting or nothin', but she's somethin' of a cunt, ain't she Doc?
Charley Waite: You're me, ain't yuh?
[repeated line] Nina: Corporate accounts payable, Nina speaking. *JUST* a moment.