Dr. King Schultz: I wish to parlez with you. Dicky Speck: Speak English. Dr. King Schultz: Oh, I'm sorry, please forgive me. it *is* a second language.
Frank Morris: Goodbye, boy. English: So long, boy.
Frank Morris: Wolf wanted to get friendly. I didn't.
Joel: I'm so ashamed. Clementine: It's okay, you're a little kid.
Basie: It's at the beginning and end of war that we have to watch out. In between, it's like a country club.
Narrator: Bob had bitch tits.
Frank Whitaker: I know it's wrong because it makes me feel despicable.
Ronnie: [to Stathis] You're a petty schmuck!
Lobster: ...and it was like wicked dark down there. How's it going Bob?...
Carl Showalter: [banging on the TV] Come on, plug me into the ozone, baby, come on!
Wardaddy: Bullshit! It's not ours. It's a Kraut high velocity gun. I can hear it whistling!
Bob Rusk: Got a place to stay?
[repeated line] Bob Rusk: You're my type of woman.
Musician: Whaaats the trooouble? Raoul Duke: Weeeellll, all this white stuff on my sleeeeve, iiiis LSD...
Dr. Gonzo: Can we make it? I wanna leave fast. Raoul Duke: Okay, let's pay this bill, get up very slowly... I think it's gonna be a long walk.
Jimmy Conway: [Frenchy is describing a large shipment of cash at Idlewild Airport to Jimmy and Henry] What about the security? Frenchy: Security? You're looking at it.
Melvin Udall: [introducing Carol to Simon] Carol the waitress, Simon the fag.
Frank Pentangeli: Cicc', a porta!
Maria Pappadimos: They're burning Mandrakos in punishment.
Andrew Largeman: You're the alligator?
Singer: [from trailer] There's beauty in the breakdown.
