I think a lot of the stuff I'm playing now is crap.
When I was 19 years old, I hitchhiked across the country to San Francisco.
All this stuff was done via FTP but the web has put a really nice user interface on it.
Listen to me: Leek is a vegetable. It can be the center of a dish.
Water boils at 212 degrees. At 211 degrees it's just hot. Every degree is needed.
The slum is the measure of civilization.
The draft is white people sending black people to fight yellow people to protect the country they stole from red people.
A duck tastes the same whether they're shot sitting or flying.
The idea of just improvising and riffing can sometimes be at the expense of story.
I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
Well, I think we're the greatest rock 'n' roll band in the world.
I got to see all these incredible blues players, like Jimmy Reed.
The first amp I had back in the '50s was a small Fender.
Algebra is the metaphysics of arithmetic.
I don't do any songs that I'm sick of now - sometimes even songs that I request. If I'm sick of 'em I don't do 'em even for myself.
Quietness is the beginning of virtue. To be silent is to be beautiful. Stars do not make a noise.
Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera.
I lasted one night. They said my playing spoiled people's appetites.
On the eighteenth of December 1972, when we thought we were getting another of the hundreds of little tactical air raids, we heard the bombs going in out there in the railroad yards and this went on for about thirty minutes.
I did all the Chef Boyardee commercials, in America, when I was young.
Before I got into stand-up, I used to be a hip-hop dancer in a crew, and my name was J. Smoove, and my partner was J. Groove.
