kumbuka mwaka mpya unapoanza tunauanza kwa shagwe na vigelegele lakini mwisho wake ni mateso.tujipange basi
I judge a restaurant by the bread and by the coffee.
Sometimes I wake up, I feel like, I'm like 80-years-old.
Even when I jog, I need a place to get to.
I tired of the routine of eight years in one afternoon.
Satire is what closes on Saturday night.
I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
Broad daylight does not encourage the apprehension of horror.
I don't have dinner parties - I eat my dinner in bed.
The nearer the dawn the darker the night.
I think its important to start the day with a proper breakfast.
Afternoon classes - that evil invention!
At noon I get to the gym to do my boxing workout. Three hours there. Rest. Once in a while I get a massage, because I need it once in while.
Dream up a book on Monday, publish it on Friday.
I rode into the dawning world of television in 1944 on a train.
When I started stand-up, the first thing I did was to take an improv class.
Failure is a bruise. Not a tattoo.
If I wanted, I could have ruled half of Bombay.
I like it when I strut.
I brush my teeth with a Sonicare toothbrush before every show.
Sleep: the breakfast of champions
