Quote from: Morning Topic

In a psychiatric hospital, a lot of people believe that people on TV are talking to them directly through the screen. I'm with about 500 of these people, and I'm on TV every Friday night. As I was queuing up for breakfast one morning, one guy nearly jumped out of his skin. My first thought was to go 'Woooo!'


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Author Bio


  • NamePaul Merton
  • DescriptionBritish comedian
  • BornJuly 9, 1957
  • CountryUnited Kingdom
  • ProfessionComedian; Actor