Marriage Quotes

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.

Rodney Dangerfield

My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend.

Rodney Dangerfield

I think marriage is ghastly.

Rupert Everett

I was one of 14 senators to vote against the Defense of Marriage Act. I thought it was a harsh and unnecessary thing to do to people across this country who care enough about each other to want to be married.

Russ Feingold

Marriage, like money, is still with us; and, like money, progressively devalued.

Robert Graves

My parents have been married for 42 years. Their marriage has been - from what I can see - a happy one.

Roxane Gay

I believe in the institution of marriage; Other than cinema, it's the only way to be immortalised!

Randeep Hooda

All marriages are happy. It's the living together afterward that causes all the trouble.

Raymond Hull

Marriage is a custom brought about by women who then proceed to live off men and destroy them, completely enveloping the man in a destructive cocoon or eating him away like a poisonous fungus on a tree.

Richard Harris

No person connected with me by blood or marriage will be appointed to office.

Rutherford B. Hayes

We are quick to stick labels on others - especially those who don't fit in with the norm. 'Harold Fry' is about a broken marriage; 'Perfect' is about a broken person. They are both about finding kindness where you least expect it.

Rachel Joyce

I have a lot of skepticism about marriage and monogamy.

Rashida Jones

Marriage feels like an industry with catering and really expensive bands.

Rashida Jones

You won't believe it, but for the first two years of our marriage I lived off my wife. Like every self-respecting man, I hated it.

Ram Kapoor

I don't think I will go for an arranged marriage, but I am not against arranged marriages.

Ranbir Kapoor

I believe in the institution of marriage, but one can't fix a time for it. Please don't predict it for me.

Ranbir Kapoor

I know there are a lot of readers that think I've got a very crappy marriage just because of the things going on with Rick and Lori but there's really nothing that's been like a mirror. I'm just making this stuff up.

Robert Kirkman

My partner Donald Trump says that married couples should always have a prenuptial agreement. True, a prenuptial is important if one partner is much richer than the other before marriage, but Kim and I don't have one.

Robert Kiyosaki

'The Last Five Years' was a musical in 2002, and it's a deconstruction of a marriage.

Richard LaGravenese

Every marriage is weird! That's what it is - we just all need to start embracing the fact that there is no normal.

Richard LaGravenese

Being in a successful marriage is no different than being cast in a successful movie. It's all about who you pick; in that first moment, did you pick the right person? I think you need to pick somebody who's more interested in being married than in g...

Rob Lowe