...slow and drunk is no match for fast and scared shitless.
My first marriage was an arranged marriage. I arranged it myself.
Nunca se declaró homosexual, jamás dijo: “Soy gay”, pero era abierto respecto a su orientación sexual de otras maneras. Tú podías ser gay en nuestro mundo, pero no podías decir que eras gay. Así que nunca hablamos de esto.
Marriage is like the Middle East, isn't it? There's no solution.
A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it.
What do I look like? A blonde rolodex for boys who've lost an archery match with cupid?
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife.
We weren't so much oil and vinegar as a lit match and napalm.
Many a good hanging prevents a bad marriage.
Does speed dating necessarily end up in a quickie divorce....?
My wife and I aren’t a match. We’re a match and gasoline.
The best way to get most husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they're too old to do it.
In my experience, staying in a marriage that my ex and I both agreed had all its best moments behind it was epically depressing.
I have a series of splintered relationships. Why should I get married again? It's a miserable compromise at best. But I believe in marriage and still have fantasies about it.
Some of the best advice I got from a close friend is marriage is always looked at from the world as 50/50 as to working together to make that 100 percent.
Mama and Daddy King represent the best in manhood and womanhood, the best in a marriage, the kind of people we are trying to become.
My husband and I are best of friends first and foremost. We fight like cats and dogs, but never stay mad for long. I was lucky to find him, he is in every way, my soulmate.
I always felt that a marriage works best at a farm... where you're together and everybody has clear-cut roles; they have chores, 'you take care of this' and you know. But it's hard.
Marriage is all about knowing the ins and outs and the intimate details, and your wife is supposed to be the person you know best. But my brother and I think alike, know everything about one another, and when we get together, we block everything else...
Marriage, even the best marriages are tough.
It's the best marriage of songs and production. But I have to say, I have an affinity for Bossanova.
