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A very beautiful young woman once asked me to sign her breasts. That was back when I was a hip young thing - it's been all downhill since then.


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Author Bio


  • NameWill Self
  • Descriptionwriter, journalist
  • AliasesWilliam Woodard Self
  • BornSeptember 26, 1961
  • CountryUnited Kingdom
  • ProfessionWriter; Journalist; Novelist
  • WorksThe Book Of Dave; Umbrella
  • AwardsBollinger Everyman Wodehouse Prize; Geoffrey Faber Memorial Prize