The way to make coaches think you're in shape in the spring is to get a tan.
I'm not a cheerleader. I'm not trying to pretend to be sweet and then come out and be bad. This is who I am.
I do house things. I paint. I do portraits. I also paint my house.
There's a million new people in the studio every day creating new stuff so I really had to be on my toes with this one so I could get it out before somebody else could.
You know a lot of times you'll find girls in a club are jaded to the other girls in the club. There's a nasty vibe between the chicks in the club. It's like a pretty girl can't look at another pretty girl and say Wow she's pretty.
When I was ten, I wrote an essay on what I would be when I grew up and said I would be a professional soccer player and a comedian in off season.
I've always loved watching the news on TV. As a kid, I loved watching Walter Cronkite, for some reason.
Often times I'm confronted with a quote that I don't remember saying. So, on one hand it's very flattering, it is just so surreal.
I've always wanted to sail around the world in a handmade boat, and I built a boat.
I'm a Cancer; I'm music-passionate. I like long walks on the beach.
I speak as much Spanish as anyone who has grown up in Southern California or Texas or Arizona. I had my three years of high-school Spanish and a couple of semesters in college.
I'm the minority in my house sometimes. My wife is Swedish, and we go to Sweden and everyone is rattling off in Swedish. It's like, 'OK, I can just read a book.'
One of my first memories of being a kid was, 'I want to have a real job when I grow up.' And to me that meant you wear a suit and a hat and carry a briefcase and go to your job.
I was a strange kid in that, while most kids hate school and want to turn 18 or 21, I loved high school.
I don't really have aspirations to be Tom Hanks.
I think a lot of the instincts you have doing comedy are really the same for doing drama, in that it's essentially about listening. The way I approach comedy, is you have to commit to everything as if it's a dramatic role, meaning you play it straigh...
I always just forced myself to do crazy things in public. In college I would push an overhead projector across campus with my pants just low enough to show my butt. Then my friend would incite the crowd to be like, 'Look at that idiot!' That's how I ...
In the fourth grade, I learned how to fake walking into a door. You know, you hit it with your hand and snap your head back. The girls loved it.
I'm a selective pack rat. There's some things I have no problem getting rid of and others I hold onto dearly.
It's fun to see a lot of the crowd become embarrassed. You're kind of watching them almost wanting to not watch the screen, but they have to because it's so compelling!
I'm such a video game fan that being able to do voices in video games is just fantastic.
