I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch.
Woody AllenI'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse.
Woody AllenSome guy hit my fender, and I told him, 'Be fruitful and multiply,' but not in those words.
Woody AllenThe talent for being happy is appreciating and liking what you have, instead of what you don't have.
Woody AllenI don't have to 'freedom-kiss' my wife when what I really want to do is French-kiss her.
Woody Allen