I wanted to find my voice, so I sat in silence. I wanted joy, so I cried my heart open. I wanted wisdom, so I capered in bodacious foolishness. I wanted freedom, so I felt my bonds.
Being single isn't a terminal disease." "Try telling that to my mother.
Why, oh why had he taken up Debbie's offer of a free personal training session, and today of all days? There was no way he was going to get ripped abs by this evening, and the muscles he suspected he'd torn in his lower back were hardly the same thin...
How can I clearly see what’s wrong with someone else, and then look at myself as though I’m standing in front of a fogged mirror?
Ideas are like legs: what good are they if you can't run with them, or spread them?
The daring leader helps the people see a future state, greater than their own imagination, and worthy of pursuit.
If we speak of direct means for the culture of the imagination, the whole is comprised in two words--food and exercise.
Indeed, a man is rather being thought than thinking, when a new thought arises in his mind.
It’s a lie. There isn’t safety in numbers. But there is safety in letters. There are only 26 letters, and yet they are more powerful than an army of infinite men. Show me a man or an army that can kill an idea, and I’ll show you an example of t...
You know that I know you know, but I want you to know that I know you know I know you know I know. It’s important for you to know that, you know?
Don’t let your principles sit idle on a plaque. Bring them to life.
Sarcasm is when you tell someone the truth by lying on purpose.
...when you decide you want to be with someone forever, you want forever to start right now.
Music can elevate man to new heights. Especially elevator music.
In eighty-six years, child, I've learned the world is a far more mysterious place than most people realize and that every moment of life is woven through with meaning.
It is the very use of coercion, positive or negative, that breaks or deadens the spirit, which is the source of motivation.
When you use your energy and resources to punish people, you run out of energy and resources to protect people.
Some women will spread a lie faster and wider than they’d spread their legs. These women are worse than whores. These women are politicians.
The president spends most of his time playing golf and vacationing. But the times he’s away from the office are the times he’s most valuable to our country.
People complain the president does nothing. I say stop complaining! Think how destructive he’d be if he actually tried to do something.
The only problem with politicians taking two week vacations every year is it’s about 50 weeks too short.