Ain't the best prayin' jest bein' with God and talkin' a while, like He's a good friend, stead a-like he runs a store and you've come in a-hopin' to git a bargain?
There is no fate, only free will, and we were just in the way of other people's free will when they decided to do the Devil's work.
You can't possibly be afraid of death, really, you can only be afraid of life.
The chaplain had sinned, and it was good. Common sense told him that telling lies and defecting from duty were sins. On the other hand, everyone knew that sin was evil and that no good could come from evil. But he did feel good; he felt positively ma...
We moderns are great compartmentalizers, perhaps never more so than when hungry.
Forgiveness is not death. It is life.
When people are free to choose, they choose freedom
Morale was deteriorating and it was all Yossarian's fault. The country was in peril; he was jeopardizing his traditional rights of freedom and independence by daring to exercise them.
Yani, nasıl söyleyeyim... Yıllar var, biliyor musunuz... Yıllardır kimse benim için birşey yapmadı. Ne annem babam, ne karım, hiç kimse. Kimseden de birşey istemedim şimdiye kadar, isteyecek kimsem olmadı. Hayal ettiğim herşeyi gizli t...
The petty thief is imprisoned but the big thief becomes a feudal lord.
Only he who has no use for the empire is fit to be entrusted with it.
Only those who are truly aware of their sin can truly cherish grace.
What's your happy place?" "With you.
Doctors; all they do is make you worse and take all your money. That's a general statement.
I was cursed with the pessimism of both the Russians and the Jews two of the gloomiest tribes in the world. Still if there wasn't greatness in me maybe I had the talent to recognize it in others even in the most irritating others.
Who needs a Dr. when you have WebMD? Who needs a counselor when you have the Holy Spirit? And who needs Wal-Mart when you have Amazon.com? :)
Someone had to do something sometime. Every victim was a culprit, every culprit a victim, and somebody had to stand up sometime to try to break the lousy chain of inherited habit that was imperiling them all.
Why are they going to disappear him?' I don't know.' It doesn't make sense. It isn't even good grammar.
When life gives you lemons, find a friend whose life has given them tequila and have a party.
Genitals are a great distraction to scholarship
Panty Melter: an exceedingly rare species of man blessed with so many desirable attributes he effortlessly gains access into a girl's panties.