Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection.
When the needs of one person are being met by the other, there is laughter.
Balance is so important in our lives. In our busy world, we can give ourselves balance between thinking and feeling.
In Russia we only had two TV channels. Channel One was propaganda. Channel Two consisted of a KGB officer telling you: Turn back at once to Channel One.
The ad in the paper said 'Big Sale. Last Week.' Why advertise? I already missed it. They're just rubbing it in.
Comedians are always hitting the topical notes that are on everybody's minds.
People in Tulsa are totally friendly; the crowds are very nice.
I've been shy twice. Once when I saw Matthew Bomer and once when I saw Adam Levine. I couldn't say anything, literally.
I go on and off home-school and regular school, but the kids don't treat me any differently because they've all known me forever.
You can't create a monster, then whine when it stomps on a few buildings.
Oh no, the dead have risen and they're voting Republican.
Is your remarkably sexist drivel intentional, or just some horrible mistake?
One thing that I can't avoid the fact, because I am Thaksin's youngest sister.
I am ready to fight according to the rules, and I ask for the opportunity to prove myself.
All of the land of Israel is ours.
In this part of the world, Jews and Arabs will live together forever.
Israel's capital will never again be a divided city, a city with a wall at its center, a city in which two flags fly. This city, will, in its entirety, absorb immigrants, welcome pilgrims and be the eternal capital of Israel forever.
We must never bend too much.
The settlement of the Land of Israel is the essence of Zionism. Without settlement, we will not fulfill Zionism. It's that simple.
Israel's days without Jerusalem, Judea and Samaria and the Gaza Strip are gone and will not return.
I have been accused of things that I have never done. I have been called a perpetrator of incidents while I was actually a peacemaker. I really don't know why. Yuvraj Singh isn't a party animal; he is just singled out. I don't know why.
