There are people out there with an eye on my hard-earned cash who think that I am a pushover. I am not!
A win by an unsound combination, however showy, fills me with artistic horror.
Only the player with the initiative has the right to attack.
When you have an advantage, you are obliged to attack; otherwise you are endangered to lose the advantage.
Chess is not for timid souls.
Never slap a man who chews tobacco.
It was a big story and yesterday's soup. Who cares?
Just do the math. In the next 50 to 75 years, people will be living to be 130 and 140. They'll be working until they're 100. It's incredible.
August depresses me a little. I don't even feel like eating. And when I don't eat, that's a sure sign of stagnation.
I go to McDonald's at least once a week. I always get a No. 2.
I run me like a conglomerate, because that's what I am.
Take a microphone out of my hands, and I'm just plain folks.
The only way to predict if there's a cloud on your horizon due to glaucoma is to get tested. No matter what the diagnosis, the forecast is for clear vision in the years ahead.
The critics - how come you never see any of them on TV?
You go from Pampers to Depends!
Nobody actually talks to anybody anymore. People in cubicles next to each other, they e-mail each other.
I've always had a reputation as a buffoon.
I'm not the dumbest guy that ever lived.
In high school, I weighed 175 to 180. I looked like Abraham Lincoln. I was 6-foot-3, biggest thing in the class, but tall, not fat.
I want to get my own show because 'Today' will eventually get tired of me, or the audience will get tired of me.
I talk too much. I eat too much.
