He that climbs the tall tree has won right to the fruit, He that leaps the wide gulf should prevail in his suit.
What is a diary as a rule? A document useful to the person who keeps it. Dull to the contemporary who reads it and invaluable to the student, centuries afterwards, who treasures it.
To the timid and hesitating everything is impossible because it seems so.
Of all vices, drinking is the most incompatible with greatness.
To be ambitious of true honor, of the true glory and perfection of our natures, is the very principle and incentive of virtue.
If you once turn on your side after the hour at which you ought to rise, it is all over. Bolt up at once.
Paper and ink are all but trash, if I cannot find the thought which the writer did think.
Whether people like it or not, you have to say the Old Firm are a major part of Scottish football. I know there is a lot of resentment from other clubs about that, but it's a fact.
If you can achieve winning a league championship, that, to me, is the full test of the team and management because it is over the full season and you have a lot of problems you have to overcome.
The Old Firm clubs are not easy clubs to manage and sometimes I think frustration comes in that, in the end, make you happy to be leaving.
I'm here today because I hated everything else.
It's easier to rip somebody to shreds while you're making them laugh.
If something stinks, I say it stinks. But I try to massage it a little and not be as cutting, come behind it with a joke: Hey, I cut you deep, but now let me put a couple of stitches in you.
What drives the creative person is that we see it all.
I enjoy stand-up because it has the biggest reward: instant gratification. You can hear the people laughing.
I don't understand why people really get upset about something that doesn't affect them at all.
It's not until you develop your own voice, your own persona onstage that you become your own comic, who you really are.
My worlds collide. When one things happens, it just starts a domino effect - everything else goes on.
I have problems with YouTube and things like that, when you catch it mid production. If I'm doing a show and I'm working on a bit and someone's there with a phone, they record it and put it online - it's not the finished product.
I like doing a bunch of different things, being all over the place.
I guess because of my act, people think that I say things they want to say, and that they can just come up and say anything to me.
