Life Quotes

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it in your back pocket.

Will Rogers

PASSIONS are likened best to floods and streams: The shallow murmur, but the deep are dumb;

Walter Raleigh

The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.

Will Rogers

The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.

Will Rogers

Michael Rafferty was a good man. A solid man. He was never going to be Hugh Jackman handsome or Bill Gates rich or King of England powerful. But he was hers and he was Sean's and that was more than enough

J.R. Ward

When you look at the stars.. your eyes are time machines

Waqas Rabbani

If stupidity got us in this mess, how come it can't get us out.

Will Rogers

Even if you are on the right track, but just sit there, you will still get run over.

Will Rogers

The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.

Will Rogers

Winning is great but if you are really going to do something in life, the secret is learning how to lose.

Wilma Rudolph

A professional man of letters, especially if he is much at war with unscrupulous enenemies, is naturally jealous of his privacy... so it was, I think, with Dryden.

Walter Raleigh

I see myself as a citizen of the planet. Even as a child, I always found it mindless to root for your own team. I was puzzled by the fact that people said their own team was better than other teams simply because it was theirs.

Wallace Shawn

Contrary to the popular misconception, the actor is not necessarily a specialist in imitating or portraying what he knows about other people. On the contrary, the actor may simply be a person who's more willing than others to reveal some truths about...

Wallace Shawn

Even with my wife, I find sharing soup is hard.

Wallace Shawn

I have been vain since birth.

Wallace Shawn

'The Princess Bride' is by far the most popular film I've ever done. I don't think I'll ever top it.

Wallace Shawn

I'm being mocked because I don't live up to a socially determined view of what other people think a person should look like.

Wallace Shawn

I do things, and other people laugh at them. I rarely know what the joke is supposed to be or why they're laughing.

Wallace Shawn

I don't have a television, and I'm just not too up on television.

Wallace Shawn

From being a writer of plays, it was not that surprising that somebody thought of giving me a job as an actor. After I played one part, others came along.

Wallace Shawn

As writers, we can't predict who might come along who might find our offerings valuable.

Wallace Shawn