Last year we said, 'Things can't go on like this', and they didn't, they got worse.
It isn't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that ain't so.
All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance.
Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators.
Even though you are on the right track - you will get run over if you just sit there.
Chaotic action is preferable to orderly inaction.
Things ain't what they used to be and never were.
When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds.
The difference between a Republican and a Democrat is the Democrat is a cannibal they have to live off each other, while the Republicans, why, they live off the Democrats.
One-third of the people in the United States promote, while the other two-thirds provide.
In Hollywood the woods are full of people that learned to write but evidently can't read. If they could read their stuff, they'd stop writing.
Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth.
Buy land. They ain't making any more of the stuff.
The schools ain't what they used to be and never was.
If the other fellow sells cheaper than you, it is called dumping. 'Course, if you sell cheaper than him, that's mass production.
America is a nation that conceives many odd inventions for getting somewhere but it can think of nothing to do once it gets there.
When should a college athlete turn pro? Not until he has earned all he can in college as an amateur.
One Ad is worth more to a paper than forty Editorials.
The fellow that can only see a week ahead is always the popular fellow, for he is looking with the crowd. But the one that can see years ahead, he has a telescope but he can't make anybody believe that he has it.
An ignorant person is one who doesn't know what you have just found out.
This thing of being a hero, about the main thing to it is to know when to die.
