Life Quotes

Prohibition is better than no liquor at all.

Will Rogers

Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.

Will Rogers

A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries.

Will Rogers

The only way you can beat the lawyers is to die with nothing.

Will Rogers

People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.

Will Rogers

The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn't still be a farmer.

Will Rogers

People's minds are changed through observation and not through argument.

Will Rogers

Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.

Will Rogers

An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.

Will Rogers

The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.

Will Rogers

There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.

Will Rogers

Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.

Will Rogers

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back in.

Will Rogers

So let's be honest with ourselves and not take ourselves too serious, and never condemn the other fellow for doing what we are doing every day, only in a different way.

Will Rogers

I read about eight newspapers in a day. When I'm in a town with only one newspaper, I read it eight times.

Will Rogers

Don't let yesterday use up too much of today.

Will Rogers

There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators.

Will Rogers

About all I can say for the United States Senate is that it opens with a prayer and closes with an investigation.

Will Rogers

The 1928 Republican Convention opened with a prayer. If the Lord can see His way clear to bless the Republican Party the way it's been carrying on, then the rest of us ought to get it without even asking.

Will Rogers

Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to vote on some man; we never get to vote on what he is to do.

Will Rogers

If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?

Will Rogers