If you have money, men think you are wise, handsome, and able to sing like a bird.
It is easier to guard a sack full of fleas than a girl in love.
Locks keep out only the honest.
Loneliness breaks the spirit.
Look for the good, not the evil, in the conduct of members of the family.
Loose tongues are worse than wicked hands.
Make sure to be in with your equals if you're going to fall out with your superiors.
Make sure to send a lazy man the angel of death.
Never trust the man who tells you all his troubles but keeps from you all his joys.
No one is as deaf as the man who will not listen.
One of life's greatest mysteries is how the boy who wasn't good enough to marry your daughter can be the father of the smartest grandchild in the world.
Pray that you will never have to bear all that you are able to endure.
Pride is the mask of one's own faults.
The good fellow to everyone is a good friend to no one.
The man who gives little with a smile gives more than the man who gives much with a frown.
What soap is for the body, tears are for the soul.
What you don't see with your eyes, don't witness with your mouth.
When a habit begins to cost money, it's called a hobby.
Who finds a faithful friend, finds a treasure.
You can't force anyone to love you or lend you money.
You don't need intelligence to have luck, but you do need luck to have intelligence.
