Humor Quotes

I make fun of situations and try and find the humor in things, but it's never at the expense of the other guy.

Bob Uecker

What a strange world this would be if we all had the same sense of humor.

Bernard Williams

The man with the real sense of humor is the man who can put himself in the spectator's place and laugh at his own misfortune.

Bert Williams

A day without laughter is a day wasted.

Charlie Chaplin

A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me.

Chevy Chase

Let's not call physical comedy falling down and pratfalls. All humor is physical, no matter how you dish it out. It's timing, like a dancer or an athlete would have.

Chevy Chase

I like a very dry wit, not the big kind of humor like Robin Williams. I don't think I'm capable of that.

Chris Cooper

I just am a snob when it comes to humor.

Courteney Cox

People who know me know I have a sense of humor that can really push the envelope.

Carmen Electra

Sense of humor. A girl who doesn't take themselves too seriously. And someone who is spontaneous. They're the three things for me that really attract me to a girl.

Christopher Egan

A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke - and that the joke is oneself.

Clifton Fadiman

I will say that as I get older and calmer and quieter in my own self, the one quality in a woman that I find more and more attractive is kindness. A sense of adventure and humor is important too, but I truly find kindness and consideration for others...

Colin Farrell

I always thought the biggest failing of Americans was their lack of irony. They are very serious there! Naturally, there are exceptions... the Jewish, Italian, and Irish humor of the East Coast.

Colin Firth

Humor can be an incredible, lacerating and effective weapon.

Carl Hiaasen

My books are shelved in different places, depending on the bookstore. Sometimes they can be found in the Mystery section, sometimes in the Humor department, and occasionally even in the Literature aisle, which is somewhat astounding.

Carl Hiaasen

Humor can be an incredible lacerating and effective weapon. And that is the way I use it.

Carl Hiaasen

I was a little shocked at how adult some of the humor was, because I was never that into animation before and when I watched 'Shrek' I really laughed out loud.

Cheryl Hines

I don't think it's possible to have a sense of tragedy without having a sense of humor.

Christopher Hitchens

Certainly, anyone whom I've witnessed, who has gone through something horrible and life-changing, has a sense of ironic humor, or an ability to look at the peculiarities of the world and find humor in it.

Christopher Heyerdahl

Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.

Clive James

What we're doing is fun - if you have any sense of humor at all!

Calvin Klein