My mom always does this thing where, the closer I get to home, the more she calls. 'Hey, listen, how's your plane? Did you land? Are you landing? Sweetie. Listen. We want to... ' The anxiety amps up exponentially as I get closer, and then I can't get out fast enough.
Related Authors: Marilyn Monroe Mae West Bill Cosby Steven Wright Joan Rivers Andy Warhol Marilyn Manson