Funny Quotes

It's funny, my girlfriends think that because I am married to a fashion designer, I get all these great tips and hints about great fashion, but it's not like that at all. He never tells me what to wear.

Lori Loughlin

It's funny, I started by making fake American movies, 'The Transporter' and stuff like that. I was shooting in France, but everything was in English. But then afterwards, I was looking at real French movies like the Jacques Audiard movies.

Louis Leterrier

I have a crush on Steve Tyler. He's funny, he rocks, and has a voice like a god. There is another one who I have discovered can sing. I should try and make an album with him... it's Barack Obama!

Lulu

I want to be in 'Funny Girl.' And I want Ryan Murphy to direct it.

Lea Michele

In this world, everyone wants to know everything about you, and I think that's funny.

Leighton Meester

Shakespeare wrote great plays that we're still watching all these years later. Charlie Chaplin made great comedies and they are still as funny today as they ever were.

Leonard Maltin

I didn't think I was a humorless shrew in 'Knocked Up.' I think the women are just as funny as the men are in that movie.

Leslie Mann

I've always surrounded myself with funny people.

Leslie Mann

Megan Fox is so funny.

Leslie Mann

Our national flower is the concrete cloverleaf.

Lewis Mumford

I don't sit down to write a funny story. Every single thing I sit down to write is meant to be sad.

Lorrie Moore

I've never been to a dinner party where everyone at the dinner table didn't say something funny.

Lorrie Moore

You know, I'm just a very boring, not very funny person in person. I don't feel pressured to be otherwise.

Lorrie Moore

If you record the world honestly, there's no way people can stop being funny. A lot of fiction writing doesn't get that idea, as if to acknowledge it would trivialize the story or trivialize human nature, when in fact human nature is reduced and fals...

Lorrie Moore

I know it sounds funny, but every time I have a disaster in the kitchen, it knocks my confidence level a little bit more, and I feel annoyed with myself that I can't do better.

Lesley Nicol

I don't think I'm funny.

Liam Neeson

I sometimes lie awake at night trying to think of something funny that Richard Nixon said.

Lyn Nofziger

I never liked apples. In fact, when I was a little girl, my mom wanted to give me apples in my lunch box and I would ask for green peppers. So bizarre... It's funny - I don't have an apple a day, but I can say that I have a few a week.

Lana Parrilla

I am so like Donna it's funny. And most of my friends are guys too.

Laura Prepon

It's funny, I used to say on 'That 70's Show', you could really put us in any decade, and it was about the people and the characters and that we cared about each other.

Laura Prepon

Expert: a man who makes three correct guesses consecutively.

Laurence J. Peter