If you tell the truth about how you're feeling, it becomes funny.
I think we're all good and bad, but good's not funny. Bad is funny. Suppress the good and let the bad out, and then you can be funny.
There's also a certain rhythm to the way Jews talk that might be funny.
You have to discover when you're inadequate to be funny and you don't know you're inadequate when you're a kid.
I never thought I'd live this long. It sounds funny because I still think of myself as a kid.
I mean, I - it's so funny, I am, you know, I am, you know, a working woman out in the world, but I still live with my parents half the time. I've been sort of taking this very long, stuttering period of moving out.
It's funny, I never considered that people are going to see me on the show and maybe stop me on the subway.
There's always an article coming out, saying, 'The new thing is funny women!'
I never thought of myself as like, a funny person.
I got attention by being funny at school, pretending to be retarded, and jumping around with a deformed hand.
I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.
How can you analyse what is funny? What's funny to one isn't funny to another... What's funny to you is a personal thing.
I wish I had a funny story.
One funny thing is, though, I wear my watch on my right hand and I'm actually right-handed. People always wonder why - I don't know myself, I've just always done it that way and I like it the way a good watch fits on my right wrist.
It's funny, a lot of people think I take myself seriously because I come off so serious sometimes. But it's not that I take myself seriously, I take what I do seriously.
Hemingway seems to be in a funny position. People nowadays can't identify with him closely as a member of their own generation, and he isn't yet historical.
I think the pattern of my essays is, A funny thing happened to me on my way through Finnegans Wake.
It's funny to be a critic.
It's funny how sometimes how the public some people think I was born like this. That I maybe I sleep and I do big muscle, but its a lot of work to look like this and to be in this kind of condition.
I just developed my act way back in the late '80s. I went to college in Georgia, so I picked up the Southern accent. I talked like that with my friends all the time, because it was fun. It was funny... All my friends were real Southern. We're buddies...
As a comedian, I don't know if they're laughing because it's funny or if they're laughing at me because I'm not funny. And I'm thinking, 'Who cares? They're laughing.' If you go on stage, and they're laughing at you full-on for 60 minutes? You know, ...
