Funny Quotes

But if something funny happens, I can't resist. I have to tell the people.

Kathy Griffin

A director recommended me for the role on 'Soap.' They said, 'She plays heavy roles, murderesses and the like.' He said, 'On stage, she could be very very funny.'

Katherine Helmond

It's really funny - when I'm depressed or I'm having a hard time, I'll write really fun stuff. And then when I'm really happy, I write really depressing stuff.

Kathleen Hanna

I wasn't very funny or flashy, I was kind of boring.

Katie Holmes

The funny thing about children is that, whichever room we're in, that's where they'll be. If I'm in the bath, they'll want to be in there too, playing with the toothbrush pot or brushing my hair.

Keeley Hawes

The two things in the world we all share in this world are laughter and pain. We've all got problems. The levels of those problems vary, but we've all got problems. When you can take things that are painful and make them funny, that's a gift - to you...

Kevin Hart

Is everything funny? For me, yes. There's a positive to every negative. Even my divorce? For me, yes. If you go back and look at it, why it happened or how it happened, there's something in there that'll make you laugh.

Kevin Hart

Almost anything can be funny if said the right way - but it has to be said the right way.

Kevin Hart

The funny thing is, all my friends are short. I wasn't aware of tall people till I got to high school. I didn't know they existed. I was sheltered.

Kevin Hart

My mum passing away wasn't funny, but that funeral and what I went through, the things that happened, looking back at it, there were funny moments. You have to be strong enough to look back at it, to sit and assess the situation.

Kevin Hart

I don't write material. Funny things happen to me in the course of a day, and I just make notes.

Kevin Hart

Believe it or not, I make myself laugh. Sometimes when I have thoughts or say some things that are funny, it just makes me laugh, and I don't mind laughing at it before you guys do.

Kevin Hart

I try to be funny and not ignorant.

Kevin Hart

Fencing is a funny sport. Competitive fencing is not really very applicable to the stage world unless you're fighting with a rapier during the Renaissance, you know?

Kris Holden-Ried

My ideal prom date would have to be cute, funny, sweet, nice.

Kendall Jenner

For some reason and I don't know why, but I don't think that I'm funny in California. So I always want to do my movies east somewhere.

Kevin James

But this show reminds me that there are other aspects to me besides the fact that I'm a funny chick.

Kristen Johnston

I'd so much rather people think I was funny than pretty.

Kristen Johnston

I don't follow anything blindly. I have to know the entire thing, if I have to get in to it. It might sound funny to you, but it's like using English language. I use an English word only when I know its meaning and understand its connotation. You won...

Kailash Kher

I'm tall and thin but not strong, so you're either an athlete or you're funny.

Keegan-Michael Key

You can't really be strong until you see a funny side to things.

Ken Kesey