Bigots are actually funny to me in the way that people who still wear parachute pants give me a chuckle.
Republicans can be a funny bunch. They're against affirmative action, but they always seem to be able to find people of color to fill a slot just when they're most needed.
It's funny: over time, if you're fortunate, you build a nice career, and you have these interesting moments, and I would not, looking back, trade any of them - 'Red Tails,' '12 Years a Slave' and 'Undercover Brother.'
It's funny when people say, 'I don't think Julia likes me.' Honey, if I don't like you, you're going to know about it.
I always feel a little funny being in front of a lot of people trying to show them my approach to the ukulele, but I do enjoy it. I do get a little more nervous doing workshops rather than performing.
It's interesting that whenever I meet some of the other Bond girls, I always have something in common, and it is an interesting sorority. We all share about our Bonds. 'Did your Bond do that?' 'Yes mine did!' So it is quite funny conversations. We ma...
I always tell people that to be the funny person in a Steve Martin movie is like getting a call that Keith Moon wants you to play drums on his record. He should be playing drums on his record.
It's funny that people think because you don't have a movie or record out, you disappear into a frozen chamber someplace. They think you're dead when you're not in the public eye.
If you can find the line between sympathetic and creepy, you have reached a very funny area.
When somebody listens and laughs, you're always in better shape than when you're with those folks who just kind of look at you when you say something funny. You wonder if they're looking at you because they're mad that they didn't say it or something...
I can apply myself to the format of 'SNL,' I can apply myself to the format of 'Conan,' but at the same time, I'm still being J. B. Smoove. I'm not changing up my style, I'm not changing up how I think, what's funny to me, my delivery, the way I carr...
Commissioners are obsessed with young people, which is funny because they don't watch telly - only old people do.
This is going to sound cheesy, but with acting there are so many tools. When you're on camera, you're using all of it. You're using the voice, you're using your body, you're using wardrobe, all of it, but it's funny, once you take all of those things...
I was always worried with comedy - what if I came to work and I wasn't in a funny mood? That hasn't been an issue.
The IRS! They're like the Mafia, they can take anything they want!
A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.
I think it's funny to be delicate with subjects that are explosive.
Funny is the world I live in. You're funny, I'm interested. You're not funny, I'm not interested.
I don't need you to be funny. I don't want to be entertained.
During the Great Depression, when people laughed their worries disappeared. Audiences loved these funny men. I decided to become one.
I don't think my judgment is that good. I don't know what is funny.
