Funny Quotes

At some point, I had to start laughing, because I was all wrung out from crying.

Julie Metz

Humans were peculiar. They were by turns squeamish and appallingly violent.

Patricia Briggs

Even if it’s a really funny joke, don’t laugh if the devil’s the one telling it!

Sean Patrick Brennan

Some kids look at me strange in the hallways because I don't decorate my locker,...

Stephen Chbosky

The poor are sad they're poor, Adam had once mused, and turns out the rich are sad they're rich.

Maggie Stiefvater

The red tongues that went licking up my heap of wood were an altogether new and strange thing to Weena.

H.G. Wells

Writers were a strange sort; I knew that much from the newspapers.

Funny

I was nervous. Like an ice cube, I just froze up. Then I melted in some strange guy’s drink.

Jarod Kintz

Se podría decir que fue una exposición histórica, de esas que marcan un antes y un después. Concretamente, después de exponer las viñetas del Listo, el Museo del Cómic de Calpe cerró sus puertas definitivamente.

Xavier Àgueda

A: 'Lam mo, Naisip ko kagabi kung ba't nilalagay sa pera mukha ng mga bayani Eh... Para matauhan naman 'yung mga kurakot sa twing makikita nila 'yun. B: Asus. Gudlak. 'Di epektib. Katahimikan B: Dapat mga nakadrawing sa pera natin purgatoryo eh.

Funny

Beautiful food and health are priceless.

Bryant McGill

A woman laughing is a woman conquered.

Napoleon Bonaparte

This story inspires me to contribute with something unique and exciting for my time.

Simon Zingerman

She was a free bird: queen of the world and laughing.

Roman Payne

America is a circus, and the politicians are the clowns.

Jarod Kintz

I make ridiculous like I make damn sure nobody sees me when I do. I make it by hand and then I sell it on Etsy. Buy local.

Jarod Kintz

If they wanted their shit stirred, then stirred their shit was jolly well going to be.

Stephen Clarke

We all are rich and ignore the buried fact of accumulated wisdom.

Ray Bradbury

I'm 27. I feel like I get it. I'm OK with being sexy if I feel like it. Some days I'm brainy, some days I'm funny, some days I'm sexy, and sometimes, I just want to dance.

Nelly Furtado

I gave a funny speech at my wife's birthday party, and I'm thinking, 'Hey, I've still got it.'

Larry David

Le Corbusier is an outstanding writer. His ideas achieved their impact in large measure because he could write so convincingly. His style is utterly clear, brusque, funny and polemical in the best way.

Alain de Botton