I have a lot of funny friends, and we joke a lot, but I've never really played comedic parts.
The Islam of the 18th, 19th and first half of the 20th century was a poor thing. Nobody bothered about it. Islam was that funny sort of pure system of beliefs that depressed people in the Middle East held as their religion.
Being funny is one of my greatest strengths. I can make girls smile when they're down, and when they're having a good time, I can carry on the joke.
Boston is actually the capital of the world. You didn't know that? We breed smart-ass, quippy, funny people. Not that I'm one of them. I just sorta sneaked in under the radar.
Kids cannot follow stories. They don't know what the hell is going on in a cartoon. They like to see funny visual things happening.
It's a real primal thing, watching someone get hurt. It's funny and accessible.
Cabaret is a great format. All you have to do is sing and be funny sporadically.
The funny thing is that making a pilot is sort of an audition, at least for me. There's something psychological there, where you're sort of asking for the job while you're acting. And then when it's been picked up, it's a completely different psychol...
Comedians don't laugh. They're too busy analyzing why it's funny or not.
Honestly, it's hard to learn about comedy from comedians. Comedy is not something that you necessarily learn or can imitate. You're funny or you're not, and you hope what you're doing is funny.
The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver.
I saw a stationery store move.
It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes.
My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings.
I recorded my hair this morning, tonight I'm watching the highlights.
It's interesting with my blog, because it feels to me less like a blog and more like a forum, because my readers are so funny and leave hysterical comments. And I'm not being humble when I say that very often, the comments are so much better than the...
It seems like everybody's perception of me is very bipolar. To one group, it's overpaid, overrated; to another group, it's underpaid, underrated, underdog. It's funny to me because there's no real balance.
Every man's dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman without also falling into her hands.
I turned down 'Some Like It Hot.' See how smart I am? I felt I couldn't bring anything funny to it. The outfit was funny. I don't need to compete with the wardrobe.
I like guys who are honest and funny. Looks come and go; I want to be 65 years old and laughing with my husband.
Most of the gaffes I've made have not been funny - they've been stupid.
