Turns out you have a really fun time if you go to work every day and focus on being silly and funny and happy!
It's funny to have become an elegant skier now. But my drive is still the same.
Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who would want to live in an institution?
It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man.
Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public.
I think the thrust of any child is to try to fit in and be part of it. And I can't tell you how many times my humor, you know, what I thought was humor ended up making me the outsider. Like I'd be, I go, 'It's a joke.' And they'd go, 'Well, what was ...
I would talk in iambic pentameter if it were easier.
The funny thing is that people see one film like 'Racing Stripes' or 'Ice Princess' and all of a sudden, slip me into this category of 'that's what she's always involved in.'
Acting is all about big hair and funny props... All the great actors knew it. Olivier knew it, Brando knew it.
Billy Crystal knows how to make people laugh. He's got 30 years on stage... there's no telling him what's funny.
I'm not a believer in the pratfall. I don't think it's funny just to have someone fall down.
One man's folly is another man's wife.
The shooting of the guns, that was kind of funny, because rolling a cigarette and shooting a gun aren't like normal things for a 13-year old girl!
Flirting is funny. And it's awkward and weird.
Do not let a flattering woman coax and wheedle you and deceive you; she is after your barn.
Yes, I believe blue material is funny, but if that's all you've got, you're dead in the water. It's not good.
I was walking around bored one day, and I started filming stuff with my cellphone. There are all these shows where people are trying to do these outrageous stunts, and I thought it would be funny to do all these stunts that aren't outrageous but then...
If you're going to take a jab at someone, you should at least have a bit more of a personal relationship with them. I feel like you can be funny and clever, as opposed to just outright vile.
I don't laugh so much at jokes and premises as I do at a guy who goes onstage and starts twitching and acting funny.
I'm an optimist, but an optimist who carries a raincoat.
Every time I see an adult on a bicycle, I no longer despair for the future of the human race.
