Funny Quotes

It is really not so repulsive to see the poor asking for money as to see the rich asking for more money. And advertisement is the rich asking for more money.

G.K. Chesterton

Dulu saya pikir Indonesia itu Jakarta. Pemahaman saya tentang Indonesia itu absurd.... Setelah saya keliling Indonesia, saya paham betul bahwa tidak mungkin Jakarta jadi tolok ukur untuk menggambarkan Indonesia karena sangat tidak mewakili Indonesia ...

Pandji Pragiwaksono

Pinapakita nyong mga dayuhang libro pa rin at mga dayuhang libro lang ang tinatangkilik ng mga tao. Bakit magsusugal ang mga publisher sa Pilipinong manunulat kung hindi naman pala mabili ang mga kwentong isinusulat ng mga Pilipino? At kung walang mg...

Bob Ong

Tatlo ang magulang ng henerasyon natin. Ang tatay, ang nanay, at ang mga patalastas o media. Kaya kung mahina yung dalawang nauna, naagawan sila ng ikatlo sa pagpapalaki sa bata.

Bob Ong

What after all, is a halo? It's only one more thing to keep clean.

Christopher Fry

I was like I was in science class: I was curious.

Alice Sebold

The rich can afford to be progressive. Poor people have reason to be afraid of the future.

Garrison Keillor

One man is as good as another until he has written a book.

Benjamin Jowett

Ce n'était qu'un renard semblable à cent mille autres. Mais j'en ai fait mon ami, et il est maintenant unique au monde.

Antoine de Saint-Exupery

As the nicknames get shorter, people come closer.

Mita Jain

International business, once allowed to stalk uncontrolled, killed the local, the small, the quirky.

Alexander McCall Smith

Unique and different is the next generation of beautiful.

Taylor Swift

Is it? Because that picture of me was taken by my old school's yearbook club, and they put it in the section titled 'STUDENT FAILSAUCES! XD. What's an XD? A sideways laughing face of horrendous proportions. Don't change the subject.

Sara Wolf

An arrogant laughs at repentance.

Toba Beta

Informative and understandable, even for non-techies like me...

Funny

Is it beautiful?” “Really weird. But don’t get hung up on the angels. They’re mostly assholes.

Ian Tregillis

What is good is difficult, and what is difficult is rare.

Robert Farrar Capon

It's a strange thing, to be talked about instead of talked to.

Maggie Stiefvater

Statesmen are grocers, ambitious clowns.

Dejan Stojanovic

And hope is like love...a ridiculous, wonderful, powerful thing.

Kate DiCamillo

Iniisip ni Lucas kung gaano kalaki ang kapangyarihan ng isang writer. Sa pamamagitan ng mga salita ay kaya niyang patigilin ang dyip, ilabas ang lihim ng mga pasahero, pabuhusin ang ulan upang linisin ang mga basura sa palibot, ikulong ang mga opisya...

Ricky Lee