I awake with a not entirely sickened knowledge that I am merely young again and in a funny way at peace, an observer who is aware of time's chariot, aware that some metamorphosis has occurred.
You can always tell when a man's well informed. His views are pretty much like your own.
I don't really get shaken very much. People could heckle me, a spotlight could go out, I could forget a lyric... I'm not operating on somebody's brain, you know what I mean? So I just think it's all funny.
I have a memory like an elephant. I remember every elephant I've ever met.
I'm undaunted in my quest to amuse myself by constantly changing my hair.
I have an older sister named Haley and she wanted to be an actress. So I wanted to be an actress. It's really funny the way that some people don't give kids enough credit for like really being driven, and really wanting to do things so badly.
The funny thing is, I look at these magazines that make me so insecure and neurotic, but I'm in them!
You know, it was just another presentation of my work, and a funny one, because the cards are quite different from the normal Tarot deck, no?
You know, I said I have this problem that I need to more carefully read Akron's text because it's too much, too much fantasy, and so I am busy with other stuff - it's funny, it's nice to hear that someone is studying that carefully and now I know a l...
The reason I turn down 99% of a hundred, I mean a thousand, scripts is because romantic comedies are often very romantic but seldom very funny.
All men are equal before fish.
You asked what is the secret of a really good sketch. And it is a sketch is a small play. It's got a beginning, and a middle and an end. It should have a plot; it should have the characters, conflict. It is a little play. And in it, will be funny stu...
Funny is when you're serious.
There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.
Moderation is a virtue only in those who are thought to have an alternative.
Sometimes you have to take the focus off of you and put it on someone else and it's funny what you can accomplish and how much strength you really have.
I suppose the things you remember about someone who has died are the funny moments. Those are the ones that stand out.
I'm just not one of those naturally funny, relaxed actors who enjoy the spotlight and are so good at it.
Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.
It's funny about men and women. Men pay in cash to get them and pay in cash to get rid of them. Women pay emotionally coming and going. Neither has it easy.
I don't think of myself as funny. I think of myself as rather grave, actually. And I'm suspicious of fun. I never quite know what that is or how to deal with it or how to generate it. That's my fault. I know it's a burden on the people I'm with. It's...
