Funny Quotes

Funny, how moms can tell you what to do no matter how old or big you are.

Gabrielle Reece

For a Catholic kid in parochial school, the only way to survive the beatings - by classmates, not the nuns - was to be the funny guy.

George A. Romero

I grew up in a funny way.

Gordon Ramsay

Carol Burnett was particularly funny. She swore for the first time on television on Larry Sanders.

Garry Shandling

You know it's funny that none of the regular late-night shows now use guest hosts the way Johnny did. No one talks about it much, but it's curious that they don't do it. They would each have to be asked the reason why they don't.

Garry Shandling

I think sometimes I should do more carousing, because I don't do much and maybe it would be fun occasionally. It's hard for me to have fun and I'm a serious thinker and a searcher and funny from the front.

Garry Shandling

My wife's a loving, funny, Irish-spirited person, and I'm still surprised at some of the things she says. She makes me laugh every day.

Gary Sinise
Funny quotes by George Bernard Shaw, Government quotes by George Bernard Shaw, UberQuotes

A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.

George Bernard Shaw

It's funny with fiction - once you cut something, it hasn't happened anymore.

George Saunders

It is funny the two things most men are proudest of is the thing that any man can do and doing does in the same way, that is being drunk and being the father of their son.

Gertrude Stein

It is funny that men who are supposed to be scientific cannot get themselves to realise the basic principle of physics, that action and reaction are equal and opposite, that when you persecute people you always rouse them to be strong and stronger.

Gertrude Stein

I know what Germans are. They are a funny people. They are always choosing someone to lead them in a direction which they do not want to go.

Gertrude Stein

I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career.

Gloria Steinem

Diane Keaton is good for women in and of herself. She's smart and funny and real.

Gloria Steinem

Interestingly for me, modern rom coms have not always been funny - many of the iconic rom coms are more like light dramas with occasional comedic moments, often coming from secondary character.

Graeme Simsion

Lots of models have played mermaids throughout history and it is, kind of, a funny rite of passage.

Gemma Ward

I write funny. If I can make my wife laugh, I know I'm on the right track. But yes, I don't like to get Maudlin. And I have a tendency towards it.

Gene Wilder

I write funny. If I can make my wife laugh, I know I'm on the right track.

Gene Wilder

Bill Murray is a wonderful actor, and he's very funny, and I've seen him be serious and terrific.

Geoffrey Ward

Being funny with a funny voice is more my comfort zone, a broader character that I try to humanize, a kind of silly or wacky persona that I try to fill in.

Hank Azaria

You can't be funny for funny's sake. You try to get as outrageous situation as you can but it always has to be believable and based in real character motivations and what people would really do.

Hank Azaria