One of my biggest pet peeves is that I just don't like it when characters do things that are funny to the writer, but you don't know why they're doing it and it doesn't make any sense.
It's funny shooting movies because you get to see clubs during daylight hours, which no one should ever see - it's not pretty; there's a reason the lighting is dim in there.
Inspiration strikes at very funny times.
I've always wanted to work with Elizabeth Banks. She's so talented and funny, and she's become this force of nature - directing, producing. Being around her is kind of inspiring.
God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny.
When I was born I owed twelve dollars.
You didn't want to laugh, did you? It wasn't very funny, was it?
It's good to be funny when you are a comedian.
Whoever is my relative, I will not be nice to them.
Losing streaks are funny. If you lose at the beginning you got off to a bad start. If you lose in the middle of the season, you're in a slump. If you lose at the end, you're choking.
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.
I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
An optimist is a fellow who believes a housefly is looking for a way to get out.
Straight men just can't imagine the bliss of being in a relationship with someone who finds farting as funny as they do.
It's funny: I'm a lifelong musician, but because I principally play the piano it's been a solitary thing.
Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion.
Let's say I'm not feeling well, and somebody would say to me, 'Just do an easy show, just go out and do a light...' - I can't! I cannot do that kind of a show. I have to still put 150 percent into it, and it's funny: it's so healing to do that.
Funny enough, if you are looking at people these days who are putting Botox in their face and getting all sorts of plastic surgery, we look at them and go, I can tell you've had Botox. I can tell you've had plastic surgery. You look really strange to...
It's funny, though, with films, because you can incorporate a variety of elements, and sometimes that can work for you and sometimes I think it can work against you.
