It's funny, one of the reasons why I never wear my glasses any more is that, when I was younger, a guy once said that he liked me until he found out that I wear glasses.
From Kelsey, I have learned among many other things the value of turning on a dime and how you can have an extremely funny and extremely poignant moment with absolutely no separation in between... and sometimes in the same moment.
Sometimes in the most tragic situation, something just profoundly funny happens.
On some level in acting, what you're trying to find is truth, because when it's true is when it's also funny.
I think my funny books are my favorites because I like to laugh so much.
My mama never wore a pair of pants when I was growing up, and now that's all she wears. It was so funny for me when I first started seeing Mama wear pants. It was like it wasn't Mama. Now I've bought her many a pantsuit because she just lives in them...
Funny thing is that the poorer people are, the more generous they seem to be.
It's funny - some producers ask me, 'Man, how do you work on a Bieber record? That would kill my career.' I can work on any record there is as long as they are good records and you're pushing things forward.
It's funny, my kids and I live together, and I have a lot of actor friends. So my kids think everyone is on television every now and again, since everyone they know pops up here, but there's a whole rap of things they won't watch until they're 16 or ...
Ironing boards are a classic example of something I find horrible about modern society: the excitementation, for want of a better word, of mundane things. Funny ironing board covers - I hate them.
I mean I've seen 3D films so far and I think it's a long way to go before they replace actors. It's a funny thing with 3D, I haven't quite got it yet. Yet.
I think that the episodes are like mini horror films really; the characters make bad decisions early on and these things just snowball for them and get worse and worse. And that's what I find funny.
I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.
Who picks your clothes - Stevie Wonder?
I have no idea what I'm going to say when I stand up to give a toast. But I do know that anything I say I find funny.
Some people say funny things, but I say things funny.
If something strikes me as funny, I'll put it in my performance.
You know I'm an actress, not just a funny lady.
I would like to do something modern and possibly funny.
Very often, I don't make it through moments of recording because it is genuinely funny and absolutely ridiculous that a 60-year-old grown man is making these noises.
What other people call dark and despairing, I call funny.