I think the funny thing about acting for me - and I hold it in a very holy, spiritual way - not to be overly fundamentalist about it, but it's that important to me - is that it is an ancient healing art.
It's funny now how much we look at - whatever you want to call it: art, design, culture stuff, film - online, and how in the online world, you're instantly global.
Some of my friends say that I only talk about myself. But it is funny: my house is covered in art but with nothing of my own, and when I'm working, I'm only thinking about what the client wants. So I don't see it that way, but maybe it's true. I mean...
I'm very silly as a person, but quality silliness on-screen has more of an art to it. Harrison Ford, whom I was in 'Morning Glory' with, has mastered that dry funny better than anyone.
Podcasts feature comedians being as funny as they can be in a non-censored situation. It's really akin to standup in a way. When you go see a comedian in standup, that is the most pure, unadulterated form of their art.
Comedy was something I picked up trying to perfect my art through spoken word. I got on YouTube just to show off my poetry, and then people thought I was funny, so I ran with it.
There’s not a lot of food on the moon. Not unless you’re into cannibalism.
I’m a dyslexic dancer. Instead of leading the women, I follow. Quick, cab driver, follow that woman!
...madaming teacher sa labas ng eskwelahan. desisyon mo kung kanino ka magpapaturo.
karapatan kong madapa at bumangon sa buhay nang walang tatawa, magagalit, magtatanong, o magbibilang kung ilang beses na 'kong nagkamali at ilang ulit ako dapat bumawi
...after rare beef and wine, when the lobes turn red, was the time to ask favours or tell bad news.
Rich or poor it’s nice to have money
Hindi ko alam kung bakit ka namin kailangan? - sa parehong paraan na hindi rin alam ng halaman kung bakit kailangan niya ng lupa.
I'm quite aware of my differences. I wouldn't classify them as weird
Penguins don't waste their time trying to fly. They’re unique. They know they were built for the water.
It's ridiculous to leave all the conversation to the pudding!
An idea isn't responsible for the people who believe in it.
The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun.
Travel in contested territory. Hard-working writing and reading when safely home, in the knowledge that an amusing friend is later coming to dinner.
I don't deserve any credit for turning the other cheek as my tongue is always in it.
The destruction of something beautiful can appear so entertaining.
