Funny Quotes

Women have been funny for years.

Beth Behrs

In a funny way, nothing makes you feel more like a native of your own country than to live where nearly everyone is not.

Bill Bryson

I'm not funny in person. I mean I'm really not. I'm one of those people who always screw up anecdotes.

Bill Bryson

The real problem you get with humour is that you only have so many kinds of jokes within you, and you mine that vein a lot. This isn't just common to me; it's anybody who's funny.

Bill Bryson

I don't want to go and start trying to make jokes in places like India, Tanzania or Iraq. Afghanistan is not a funny place.

Bill Bryson

The only time I get sick of making people laugh is when I'm in a non-writing-joke mode, and I just can't seem to come up with anything new that's funny. That's a tough place to be as a comedian.

Bill Burr

My favorite kind of humor is basically, if it was happening to you, it wouldn't be funny, but to observe it, it's hilarious.

Bill Burr

Well what's funny is, again, people say they believed what was going on, but again, Bob's hands are about three times bigger than his feet. So these are very caricatured.

Brad Bird

It's funny... musical theater is what paid my rent and kept me going for the longest time.

Bryan Batt

A funny thing happens in real estate. When it comes back, it comes back up like gangbusters.

Barbara Corcoran

Do I like being thought of as attractive? I don't know anyone on Earth who doesn't, but I do find it funny.

Benedict Cumberbatch

When you're a kid, 'Star Trek' is a slower burn. It's funny, it's entertaining, but it also has a maturity about it - which is its universal appeal, I think.

Benedict Cumberbatch

I longed for funny stories about the sort of children who lived in my neighborhood.

Beverly Cleary

After all is said and done, sit down.

Bill Copeland
Funny quotes by Bill Cosby, UberQuotes

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.

Bill Cosby

Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.

Bill Cosby

There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.

Bill Cosby

I don't see much comedy in the Bible, where people are writing about funny people. It's not there.

Bill Cosby

George Booth and I are both funny, and from afar, without meeting, admired each other's work.

Bill Cosby

I'm not going out and hitting a 95-mph fastball where I can't see the stitches. I'm not on a professional football team looking to tackle a fullback who is built like solid wood. I'm a thinking person, and I've been blessed with the ability to see so...

Bill Cosby

If you watch kids looking at something on television, even something that's produced for them and is supposed to be funny, what you'll notice is that they don't laugh.

Bill Cosby