Funny Quotes

It's bizarre! But it is the way the world is.

Funny

A microphone is to a comic, what a pen is to a writer. There's power in it.

Funny

I don't need any nicknames.

Victor Cruz

Success is a journey of transformations.

Vishwas Chavan

Liberty is not the unique right of Americans or even Westerners, but is mankind's right.

Virginia Foxx

Everybody just told me from the day I went into high school that I looked like Carol Burnett.

Vicki Lawrence

Doubt is an uncomfortable condition, but certainty is a ridiculous one.

Voltaire

I'm just abnormal. I'm a weird dude.

Victor Oladipo

In all the world, rich people are very unpopular.

Victor Pinchuk

My aim is to make the poor look rich and the rich look poor.

Vivienne Westwood

I suppose what's unique about our presentation is the amount of Scripture that kids get.

Willie Aames

I certainly look at the modern guys and think they are a different species to when we played. They are fitter and their conditioning is extraordinary.

Will Carling

It's a strange world. Let's keep it that way.

Warren Ellis

Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.

W. C. Fields

What a strange distance there is between ill people and well ones.

Winifred Holtby

There's just something extraordinary about that Selma Hayek.

Woody Harrelson

The country is in an extraordinary ferment.

William Hamilton Maxwell

It wasn't until I became more confident with myself and I put myself forward instead of the jokes; at first it was put the jokes out there and I'm just behind the jokes.

Wanda Sykes

Back then, I was doing more of my impression of what a comic is supposed to do.

Wanda Sykes

My mother was an exuberant, silly lady.

William Shatner

Poor and content is rich, and rich enough.

William Shakespeare