everybody say's that blue eyed is a freak, but i say that my blue is unique!
Well, it's not hard to be number one entertaining Jew. Some of them are quite bleeding bloody miserable, really.
People used to think I was just a shouty comic but I was doing stuff about Sartre.
I grew up in an environment of jokes and sarcasm and puns. I talk that way, so I write that way.
It was more of their quirky show. It was more like a cult show. The ratings weren't really that high.
The moving light, rejoicing in its strength, Sped from the pyre of pine, and urged its way, In golden glory, like some strange new sun...
It requires a very unusual mind to undertake the analysis of the obvious.
I'm not lesbian; I'm not bisexual; I'm not straight. I'm just curious.
What a jolly thing military surveillance is!
T Bone is genius. The way they've recorded my voice and the instrumentation to these songs is really quite extraordinary.
Getting rich is not real and staying rich is real.
We labor under the great delusion that we are in control. Silly humans.
I sit in places like Costa Coffee in Banstead and write rubbish. I need a deadline. I think about the 44 tour dates and keep imagining standing in front of all these people. Then every day I write 15 jokes minimum.
we are like puppets synchronized by god........
Just because the restaurant had Dynamite Shrimp on the menu, was that any reason for the place to blow up? (re April 15 release, Killer Kitchens
Certainty a strange Ferris wheel of a statement!
Poors are Gift of Rich And Politics
Going to the gym at this odd hour didn't 'work out' for me.
What seems mysterious can be understood.
There are rich counsels in the trees.
I'm not cool, I'm weird!
