In my 8th grade yearbook picture I had on 2 chains.
It's a rare book that wins the battle against drooping eyelids.
Hitchcock had a very strange mind.
The NAACP was even considering earlier this summer reassessing their position on school integration.
There was so long from when we did the pilot and then when the show was eventually picked up by Comedy Central - and, in fact, we had to shoot the pilot twice.
No one really gets rich doing this. A couple people do, Black Sabbath does. We don't sell any records anymore.
Actually, I think I'm funnier off-camera.
Titles are but nicknames, and every nickname is a title.
The rich support the poor primarily via taxes.
A hereditary monarch is as absurd a position as a hereditary doctor or mathematician.
Don't be afraid to look silly.
I try to read as much as I can. I try to read an informative article every day. I try to stay read up on our world issues.
Each championship is unique and special.
Writing for me is quite a plastic form, a kind of mental sculpture, although that sounds weird. It acquires its character and its depth as it goes along.
A society with values, is a rich society.
I hear odd tracks from my albums every now and again on the radio, or maybe a friend plays me something.
Diplomats willing to sit for an interview usually prefer the terra firma of CNN over the whoopee cushion of Comedy Central.
The first thing I wanted to do, as a boy, was to be a skier, because I had seen film footage of somebody skiing.
I turn into a crying, hysterical maniac when I see a spider. It's pathetic.
I think comedians start off as pranksters or something.
I think comedy is funnier when it's real.
