Rod: Lina, you're a beautiful woman. Audiences think you've got a voice to match. The studio's gotta keep their stars from looking ridiculous at any cost. Cosmo Brown: Nobody's got that much money.
[Hamm's cork has popped out and there is change all over the sidewalk] Hamm: All right, nobody look till I get my cork back in.
Rachel: Viagra works for Bob. Belmont: I'll turn truck-stop queer and blowjob-giver before I use that shit.
Violet Beauregarde: What is this, a freak out?
Marwood: We're leaving in half an hour. Withnail: Half an hour? Don't be ridiculous. I need at least an hour for lunch.
Danny: Law rather appeals to me actually. [Withnail laughs uncontrollably and drops to the floor] Danny: Just high.
EVE: Name? WALL.E: WALL-E. EVE: WALL-E? [giggles] EVE: EVE. WALL.E: [attempting to pronounce it] Eeee... EVE: EVE. WALL.E: Eeeee... aah. EVE: "EVE"! "EVE"! WALL.E: Eeeee... va? [EVE giggles]
Ozmites: [singing] We get up at 12 and start to work at 1! Take an hour for lunch and then, at 2, we're done! Jolly good fun!
Max Belfort: What kind of hooker takes credit cards? Donnie Azoff: A rich one.
Donnie Azoff: Jordan, it's fucking good, right? It's fucked up. Jordan Belfort: GET OFF THE PHONE! GET OFF THE PHONE! FBI! Donnie Azoff: [laughing] I'm on the phone!
Maria: [singing] I feel pretty, oh so pretty! I feel pretty, and witty, and gay!
Patrick Bateman: New York Matinee called it "a playful but mysterious little dish".
[last lines] Sam: Dad? Dad? [runs to window, looks out, looks down, looks up, laughs]
Colonel Green: Good show! Jolly good show, Major!
Maude Lebowski: The story is ludicrous.
Corky: So, Ceasar works for the Mafia? Violet: Strange, nobody calls it that anymore. Ceasar calls it "the Business."
Buddy Bizarre: [stomps in time to music on each word] Watch me, faggots!
When people are laughing, they're generally not killing one another.
Spring Break is very strange. I grew up in France, so I don't know Spring Break. That doesn't exist in Europe.
I watched 'The Muppet Movie' obsessively. I can still pretty much say a lot of the lines and do a pretty mean Fozzie Bear.
Stand-up comedy is a raunchy profession.
