I don't think there's hardly a comic out there that does clean material all the way around. There's a couple of guys that are clean, but I'm not one of them.
I think of myself as more of a comic person. I don't know about a comic actor.
It's a silly old game.
I'm a very curious person.
If you're going to stay in the Olympics, you've got to be entertaining and get sponsorship.
I'm not a comic. I'm a humorist.
Some of the funniest people I know are not screwed up in the head.
Wrestling was like stand-up comedy for me.
I don't have credibility, I'm a comedian.
It is astonishing what a lot of odd minutes one can catch during the day, if one really sets about it.
Belief is a shelter, a prison for a curious mind.
It's very rare that publications double their frequency.
I look for fun and smarts - a witty, strong sexy woman.
Doubt wisely; in strange way To stand inquiring right, is not to stray; To sleep, or run wrong, is.
It's weird: I don't see myself as a tough guy.
The pride of dying rich raises the loudest laugh in hell.
The mind of the performer is a very strange thing.
I initially signed up for Twitter just to do jokes I wasn't going to do in my stand-up routine.
I hated Woody Woodpecker and Scooby-Doo, but I was a cartoon freak.
Governments, of course, can - and do - soak the rich.
Heaven, for me, is one focused project - it's like a weird form of autism.
