I think the word rich is all relative.
Hollywood is a peculiar beast - people in Hollywood are nuts.
Playing baseball for pay - home run Teaching kids to play the game - priceless
All my high school papers were written in the rare book room.
I was the hallway clown in high school.
I thought 'Pineapple Express' was hilarious.
It's just certain people that I get the giggles with.
I was a weird kid.
Basically, I was a freak show. This kid with this big old voice. I was a travelling freak.
Evil is relatively rare; ignorance is epidemic.
In a city like New York, you're aware of the rich and poor.
This is a strange game.
Isn't that an odd philosophy for a vampire?
I was dyslexic, so I was put in the silly class at school.
The rich don't exploit the poor. They just out-compete them.
The death of God left the angels in a strange position.
I got lucky. I won the San Francisco Stand-Up Comedy Competition in 1977 while I was still at San Francisco State.
I'm obsessive enough about getting fit, it's ridiculous. I'm 40 now, and I've got to stop doing it soon. I have to start getting fat and old!
I was involved in a web cartoon of Kung Fu with WB a few years back.
I write small and weird. Romcoms are not in my skill set.
If I wasn't a comic or TV star, I really wanted to be a photojournalist.
