I was just a quiet kid, really. I wasn't the class clown at all.
Nowadays three witty turns of phrase and a lie make a writer.
Economies are complex beasts that need people to do an extraordinary range of tasks.
It is a pretty odd profession - tickling people - but it can be lucrative.
WHAT THE HELL WAS I DOING?! Oh, right.$1500." From "Clown Porn" in "Broken Headbone
Isn't that funny, that deity is passe but the attributes and implications of deity linger--
Even if it's a white crowd, I tell my jokes for the four black people in the room, not the 100 whites.
I'm a bit of a freak for evidence-based analysis. I strongly believe in data.
It seems preposterous now, but Amazon began as a bookstore.
I mean, families are weird.
Rich People plan for three generations Poor people plan for Saturday night
Christianity is such a silly religion.
As for the extraordinary operations of the Holy Ghost, such as working of miracles, or speaking with divers kinds of tongues, they are long since ceased.
Committing unnecessary surgeries is very, very rare. And it's very wrong.
Australians were unique due to our corals, our apples, our gum trees and our kangaroos.
It's weird not to be weird.
I'm the comedic girl next door and a lot of fun.
I surround myself with bizarre people. They're more fun to write about.
I'm kinda disapointed that Canada isn't like the South Park movie said it was.
People are strange . . .
People are strange when you're a stranger.
