This isn't funny Dean! The voice says I'm almost out of minutes!
When I told my friends I was going to be a comedian, they laughed at me.
Everybody’s got something weird about them.
sempurna itu absurd. mengejar kesempurnaan sama aja mengejar sesuatu yang gak ada.
I know it sounds absurd, but 11 months old, I did my first commercial.
Texas is as odd as it is vast.
When the going gets tough, the weird turn pro.
Sane is rich and powerful; Insane is wrong and poor and weak. The rich are free, the poor put in cages.
I'm in an agreeable state: busy, enthusiastic, curious.
Like it or not, we are all in business and the products we are selling is our unique selves.
The world is a marketplace. We all are in business and what we are selling is our unique selves.
Rich people march on Washington every day.
What a strange power there is in clothing.
It is a process of diverting one's scattered forces into one powerful channel.
I know the bestseller 'Gone Girl' doesn't need an ounce of support from me, but that book was as sharp and witty as they come.
Any film I see at two o'clock in afternoon with my mother seems to cast a strange spell that means we both come out sobbing.
Conducting is a strange thing to teach.
I'm the know-nothing. I'm curious, I try to be entertaining, I try to translate the techno jargon, but in the end I'm the audience's representative.
A lot of people think I'm a comedian.
I think the 'South Park' guys are brilliant.
I know a lot about Jewish comedians.
