I think if they put a laugh track on 'Intervention,' it would be funny.
I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.
Macho does not prove mucho.
It's a funny thing, the less people have to live for, the less nerve they have to risk losing nothing.
You know, I've just always been sort of goofy and kind of gone with it. I actually usually work more in drama, but I have been floating back and forth with comedy, and somehow they keep giving me jobs in comedy, so I guess there's something funny abo...
Novels are not about expressing yourself, they're about something beautiful, funny, clever and organic. Self-expression? Go and ring a bell in a yard if you want to express yourself.
It's a funny thing about rap, that when you say 'I' into the microphone, it's like a public confession. It's very strange.
We are in the same tent as the clowns and the freaks-that's show business.
We are a weird bunch, we are very disparate.
I'm very self-conscious having my picture taken, so I clown around. My driver's license photo looks like a blonde Elvis.
Dreams, Ours mysterious Dreams, they can be Reality
'Napoleon Dynamite' blew up my career.
I do like my hair. It took a while to come around to the fact that it was quite a unique value point.
The schizophrenic mind is not so much split as shattered. I like to say schizophrenia is like a waking nightmare.
I can be quite serious sometimes so laughing is key.
Instead of this absurd division into sexes they ought to class people as static and dynamic.
People in Northern Ireland vote for their church, they don't vote with their heads; it is ridiculous.
If we're weird onstage, I don't know what you'd call the Tubes.
Every habit makes our hand more witty, and out wit more handy.
I'm an artist, and I'm a bit weird, and I'm probably a bit eccentric.
Have a little fun. A few laughs.
