You need to be silly to be funny.
I thought it was really funny that half the people I autographed things for said, 'Autograph the back of my phone.' I was like, 'What? Really? Seriously?' They didn't have anything else.
I no doubt deserved my enemies, but I don't believe I deserved my friends.
It's funny how the smallest things I've done speak the loudest about me, but I like that.
A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.
I never said most of the things I said.
Even Napoleon had his Watergate.
I don't mean to be funny.
I think God has a sense of humor, and the way my lessons come from God is very funny. I have to laugh at myself even if it's a tough lesson.
It's great if you're funny or if you can dance, but if you are kind and decent, it comes out your pores.
With rap, it's a funny thing. You can say things, and people can take 'em the way they wanna take 'em.
After the Soviet Union collapsed, people thought I wasn't funny anymore.
I was this non-threatening funny guy who contrasted the image of the Brezhnevs and the Reagans of the world.
It's funny, because I've never thought of myself as a Hispanic actor, like in 'American Gangster,' I'm playing an Italian. I've always been fortunate enough to have been allowed to play all these diverse roles.
Whenever I'm in the U.K., people say I have an American accent. Which is, obviously, funny.
From my perspective, probably women are won over by people who are sweet and respectful and courteous and kind and funny. I think those are the things that win women over.
Sites like Funny or Die and College Humor are great, but I'd say it's appealing to 80% men and 20% women.
One time I went into a restroom and a girl followed me in. I signed an autograph for her in the sink. It was pretty funny because she was in a guy's restroom and she wasn't embarrassed at all.
I've been fascinated by the Internet from the very start. In 2001, I had made a funny black-and-white film called 'How to Dance Properly,' a short video of me dancing to a Madonna song. I sent it to 17 of my friends on a Thursday, and by Monday, one ...
Inappropriateness is funny to me. Rudeness is hilarious.
When I was in high school I used to sit by myself in the cafeteria - not necessarily by choice - but I thought it was funny to talk to people that weren't there.
