I like children - fried.
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
All you have in comedy, in general, is just going with your instincts. You can only hope that other people think that what you think is funny is funny. I don't have an answer but I just try to plough straight ahead.
I have only been funny about seventy four per cent of the time. Yes I think that is right. Seventy-four per cent of the time.
James Caan told me at the end of filming 'Elf' that he had been waiting through the whole film for me to be funny - and I never was.
I know the nature of comedy, and you never know what will happen with the next movie or whether people will find it funny.
I think anyone who has, you know, is in any sort of artistic pursuit, kind of goes up and down with the way they feel about their work. And I, for the most part, am pretty happy person. But, yeah. I go through definite periods of time where I'm not f...
When a dramatic actor does a funny film, people are like, 'Wonderful! I didn't know he was funny!' But when it flips, people can get really thrown by it.
My kind of wanting to be funny didn't come from need, necessarily. The closest I can analyze it is that it was an easy way to make friends, I found out. It was just a great kind of social tool.
For people who have done comedy after a certain point in time, I think there's a base level of, 'O.K., I think I'm decently funny.' But unless you just have some massive ego, I really think you're still fighting against that.
I always find it actually funny that the analysis is that the characters I play in comedies are the manchild, the adolescent, characters that refuse to grow up. And yet, if you look back in the history of comedy all the way back to the Marx brothers,...
There are a lot of really funny guys who are very natural in what they do: Jonah Hill, Michael Cera, Seth Rogen.
There's always going to be someone as funny as you or funnier.
I don't know if I was a funny kid. I would say I was a loud and weird kid.
If you're naturally kind, you attract a lot of people you don't like.
The reward of energy, enterprise and thrift is taxes.
I really think that sex always looks kind of funny in a movie.
Keep your sense of humor, my friend; if you don't have a sense of humor it just isn't funny anymore.
When I was doing ensemble theater and comedy work, I felt I had some talents. But when I started doing my shows in Berkeley and found that I could be funny on my own, I was shocked.
I don't have to be bam, bam, bam, funny when I'm working. I can tell stories, and there's some funny in them.
Chris Rock is a very funny man.
