In Italy, I had an Afro, and a lot of the kids came up and felt my hair. It really was funny. I wish I had understood Italian.
Some of those more out-there jokes were written in the wee hours of the morning. Somehow, they remained funny the next day.
You gotta keep the funny intact.
Chris Elliott could read the phonebook and he's funny.
If a song is funny and absurd, and it sounds great, it's just going to be that much funnier. And there's no better example of that than 'Monty Python.'
The Simpsons are ugly-looking, and they should be. That's what works. That's one of the things that's funny.
If something is shocking without being funny it's hard to justify.
Once you get past funny, my other qualities are so below average. It's not like I'm handy.
Japanese people have a funny habit of abbreviating names.
I just heard a very funny story about somebody who died yesterday, I'm sorry to say so but it was so absurd that you can't help laughing. And the person that was concerned about that story was laughing too.
A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.
How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
I can speak Esperanto like a native.
When I'm on the set at 'Law & Order: Special Victims Unit,' of course the content isn't funny, but the other actors are hilarious.
What's funny about that is when I was writing Twilight just for myself and not thinking of it as a book, I was not thinking about publishing, and yet at the same time I was casting it in my head. Because when I read books, I see them very visually.
Comedy is a very personal thing, and some people will find it funny, some people won't.
A lot of stand-up comedians are actually very insecure, and they come on slightly battling the audience. They want to be the superior person in the room, sneering at the world. That can be very funny. But to me, what's more interesting is that the wo...
I just always remember there being an ability to amuse schoolmates. Not in a kind of 'dance-around-at-the-front-of-the-room-with-his-trousers-off' way, but probably with a sardonic quip. I remember getting a school report that said something like, 'S...
I don't know if I'm embarrassed because I think it's a funny show, but I could imagine there being a snootiness about it, but I do find 'The Big Bang Theory' very funny. I think that's a good show. I think it's fun, I like the actors; I think they're...
It's so funny when you're actually directing because things start popping that you don't expect to pop, and something that you think is going to pop, maybe doesn't quite have the impetus that you thought it might.
Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.
